Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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