How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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