Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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