I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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