Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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