It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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