So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
