seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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