Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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