im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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