If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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