Those balls look pretty dangerous.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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