im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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