Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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