i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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