yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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