If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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