Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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