I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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