he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
is it fun? or sober?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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