it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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