I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
of course. lets lasso hookers.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN