one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.