I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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