why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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