just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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