I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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