That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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