How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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