The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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