That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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