how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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