And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Quick, to the slutcave!
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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