Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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