I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
the raccoons are back...
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