hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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