it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Send help, water and tortillas.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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