In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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