I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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