Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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