Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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