that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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