Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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