He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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