Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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