I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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