I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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