This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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