Whod you bang
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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