I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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