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• (512): View more from Texas

  Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?

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  it happened again.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"

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  I'll start the recruiting

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth

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• (626): View more from California

  It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.

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