Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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