Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.