nut hugger
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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