Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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