Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.