so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
