Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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