I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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