Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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