I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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